A Genie Who Doesn't Fit in Her Bottle

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Don’t throw me in the ocean this week…..I’ll become shark bait hoo ha ha…

Damn you ovaries. I hate you.

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Another one bites the dust…

I did so well yesterday until this bundle of deliciousness bastard looked my way.

This is how I would like my Pillsbury!

I only kid. Keep making delicious-hard-for-me-to-say-no-to-treats!

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  *Story time: So I was walking yesterday, and of course I was lost in my thoughts to myself, as always. I was thinking about a certain lad I’ve had in mind. I began playing every details of our time together over and over and over again in my head. Thinking, “one day he will love me like this”. But you know it’s really funny how things work out at the perfect time. I was listening to my iPhone on shuffle and the above song in the video started to play. I thought “if he could open his eyes I know he would sing this song to me” (insert: this is the beginning of seeing just how CRAZY darling I am in my head), but then I realized. This new me, this girl who wants to be healthy, this girl who wants change in her life, this power within me to make a difference, sing this song to her. Sing this for yourself, because I came here with a load, and it feels so much lighter now that I’ve met you, and honey you should know I could never go on without you.

And so this has inspired … wait for it … THINSPERATION THURSDAY.

You’re welcome.

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So being new to tumblr. and not very experienced, I see everyone has certain -clever title-day of the week- entry. Well here is my first one (being one that likes to go against the grain I am coming up with my very own titles)…

*Mississippi Mondays*

ahh, the good ole state of MS. I swear someone should start a reality show on the things that happen in MS. It’s bizarre.

I hope they Mississippi Mondays bring you laughter and joy, as some of these things are the only thing that keep my Mondays sane.

*Post created on Monday but posted on Tuesday - oOOooppPsy : )

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This would be very similar to how I am feeling right now, but at least I still feel like a princess, right? Well, that’s what I will tell myself. I’m scared to start because: I fear failure. I fear I don’t have it in me to defeat myself.  I fear not having my weight to lean on as an excuse to why I’m single. I fear constantly being responsible for my health. I fear this list is too real. I fear accomplishing something then loosing hope. I fear… Half way through making this list I told someone I was updating my blog and that my post was VERY depressing. I felt the need to highlight all and press delete, but I need to be aware constantly of the things that defeat me and learn how to in turn defeat them. So I’m not going to delete it, yet revise it. I’m excited to start because: I will NOT fail. I do have it in me to defeat myself. I will NOT have excuses for shortcomings in my life. I will be responsible for my own health. I will NOT loose hope. Until  next time, ~The lady who lived in her shoe bottle.

This would be very similar to how I am feeling right now, but at least I still feel like a princess, right? Well, that’s what I will tell myself.

I’m scared to start because:

  • I fear failure.
  • I fear I don’t have it in me to defeat myself. 
  • I fear not having my weight to lean on as an excuse to why I’m single.
  • I fear constantly being responsible for my health.
  • I fear this list is too real.
  • I fear accomplishing something then loosing hope.
  • I fear…

Half way through making this list I told someone I was updating my blog and that my post was VERY depressing. I felt the need to highlight all and press delete, but I need to be aware constantly of the things that defeat me and learn how to in turn defeat them. So I’m not going to delete it, yet revise it.

I’m excited to start because:

  • I will NOT fail.
  • I do have it in me to defeat myself.
  • I will NOT have excuses for shortcomings in my life.
  • I will be responsible for my own health.
  • I will NOT loose hope.

Until  next time,

~The lady who lived in her shoe bottle.

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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator…

Post number one was supposed to start LAST Friday, but I suppose now is better than never.

I have decided to make yet another effort at recording my life (i.e. WEIGHTLOSS *hence the title*, work, dating -the entertaining section of my life, family - could also be concerned entertaining at times, and everything else that falls in between).

  • I’m 26 (yikes)
  • 5’1
  • sitting at 201.2 (even BIGGER*pun intended* yikes)

Could be entertaining, could just bore the hell out of most, but please follow along to support me, cheer me on or learn and relate to my struggles.

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Welcome to MY true story…So I feel I should state that this a picture taken with a MAC computer and OBVIOUSLY distorted, but never the less this is how I feel. Yes, I feel like the fat, sumo, Asian version of myself.

Welcome to MY true story…

So I feel I should state that this a picture taken with a MAC computer and OBVIOUSLY distorted, but never the less this is how I feel. Yes, I feel like the fat, sumo, Asian version of myself.